Votes the winners of
the 2015 Pedicab Awards,
a/k/a, "The Slabbies"!

The Slabbies are meant in good fun; a way to look back on highs and lows of our past year in the spirit of laughter, pride, and poor taste.  

You must vote in every category!
If you're not sure what to vote in a category, just vote for whatever sounds the most fun to you.  

Major awards announced at the Pedicab Formal 2015
on January 9!

Many winners will be announced at the Pedicab Formal 2015 on Saturday January 9.  Please join us!  

Awards not announced during the formal will instead be shared in What Phone You On as well as sent via email.

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So we know who's voted and who hasn't. No one will see this except for the vote tallier. It will be discarded after the tally.
n00b Of The Year *
So much n00b. So much love.
Best Slab Nickname *
Every time you say it, a hundo ride is born.
Mr. or Ms. Congeniality Award *
The Unflappable-Slab Award: the pedicabber who keeps calm in a crisis, always has a positive outlook, is cheerful and positive, unflappable in the face of adversity.
The Charlie Brown Award *
The one tragic slab who always had the shit dealt on him/her, could never cut a break, or had the consecutively worst luck.
Best Pedicab Memetote *
The best meme among us pedicabbers this year.
Bull On A Trike Prize *
The driver who causes the worst, most frequent or most-repercussive damage without even trying that hard to do so.
Red Friend Award
ONLY VOTE FOR THIS ONE IF YOU RIDE FOR BOSTON PEDICAB! Boston Pedicab's favorite Boston Rickshaw driver of 2015.
The Dreamie Greenie Award
ONLY VOTE FOR THIS ONE IF YOU RIDE FOR BOSTON RICKSHAW!!! Boston Rickshaw's favorite Boston Pedicab driver.
The Smile-And-Wave Award *
Best smile or most contagious/ridiculous laugh.
The Phone Is Now Broken Award *
The best, funniest or most epic WPYO post or thread, or email.
Normcore Hero Award *
The most "normal," non-weird, conservative or mainstream driver.
The Unwashed Mass Prize *
Most consistently unkempt, dirtiest, scruffiest, unwashed or disheveled slab.
Primo PediParty Prize *
This year's most epic or memorable party, post-shift hang-out, or slab gathering; either pre-planned or spontaneous.
The Hitting' Mud Salute *
The most epic fail of the year: can be a pedicab-related thing, event or person. Worst breakdown, most dramatic trike accident, or ridiculous cab-failure.
The Thousand-Words Prize *
That one picture or video that said it all; the coolest, funniest or most epic image or clip captured this year.
The Blowfish Award *
Stinkiest, poopiest, fartiest.
The ObamaCare Prize *
That pedicab driver who kept getting hurt on the job, via the job or because of the job. Or who you're just surprised hasn't died from all this crap.
Mr. Bike-Shorts Award *
The most attractive, handsomest, dead-sexiest pedicabber MALE on the streets this year.
Miss Dollar-Filled-Bra Prize *
The most attractive, sexiest, or wow-inducing female pedicab chick we got.
Tasty Feet Award *
The SINGLE EVENT of the most mortifying, inappropriate, embarrassing, stupid or inadvertently offensive thing a slab said or did on the job, or to a passenger.
The Hanover & Cross Comedy Hour Prize *
The deed or phrase done by a slab(s) that was totally ridiculous, weird, hilarious and over-the-top.
Bizarro Honorarium *
The slab who most often and most consistently says the most bizarro, weird, indecipherable or nuts shit. Like, just all the time.
The Shop Kit #3 Award *
The handiest pedicabber to have on a shift. Even if not a mechanic or manager, who is the slab that you can count on for technical difficulties on a pedicab.
Ultimate Alliance *
The combo of slabs that were a crush machine, a dream team, or a cool combo; the most lucrative, most enviable, or coolest alliance on the streets this year.
UltraCrush Ride Award *
The ride that was unbelievably epic, ridiculously lucrative or outrageously amazing. (Can be a series of rides, if within one shift.)
Go Home And try Again Award *
Weirdest pedicabbing outfit or garb. Nominate the weirdest, silliest, stupidest, saddest or most hilarious thing anyone wore during a shift.
Three-Wheeled Angel Award *
The slab who boosts morale, makes you smile, and generally helps you and others stay positive on shifts.
The Don't Crimp My Ride Award *
Either the consistently horrible post (place or scenario), or the rider who met often killed posts.
Dick-On-Wheels Prize *
The law-breaking, morale-deteriorating, selfishly-motivated, or ride-snaking outlaw on the streets this year.
Boston's Disgrace Award *
The shittiest pedicabbing conditions we had this year. Crap like the worst construction obstacle, horrible cop situation, insane weather bone-zone, or other obnoxious atrocity that made riding suck.
Most Epic (Single) Shift *
One shift. Everyone happy. Everyone rich. Everything worked out right. Pick it.
Best Slab Band or Musician *
Unlikely Swan Award *
The n00b who you thought would never make it, but who nonetheless evolved into a damn fine rider in spite of adversity.
The Batman Prize *
We all have a “real life.” Nominate the rider who's "other, non-pedicab life" is the most unexpected, unlikely or downright way cooler than their trike persona.
The Locked-In-The-Shop-With-Tibs Prize *
The funniest or most epic tale of the one slab who had too much to drink or smoke and then hijinks ensued.
The Gastro-Trike Award *
The best spot us pedicabbers go to eat on shift, or the best single meal we ate together.
The Sakajawea Prize *
That one miserable, underpaid, grueling ride that just should not have been taken.
The Pressure Release Valve Honroarium *
That one slab who takes the most shit yet always hangs tough; the pedicabber who gets dumped on a lot but is a good sport about it.
The Got-Your-Back Award *
That one generous-of-heart slab who works hard to teach, lend a hand, fix a problem or get people's back, regardless of reciprocation or thanks.
Trike Pantheon : Living Demigod Honorarium *
The pedicab veteran STILL CURRENTLY RIDING who qualifies as a certified legend. An indelible part of pedicab culture in Boston.
Trike Pantheon : Great Post In The Sky Honorarium *
The pedicab veteran who, while NO LONGER RIDING IN BOSTON, nonethless qualifies as a certified legend. An indelible part of pedicab lore in Boston.
Slab Hero 2015 *
The one person who, overall, we're just super grateful rides with us in Boston. One person who made Pedicab what it is in 2015.