n00b Of The Year
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So much n00b. So much love.
Best Slab Nickname
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Every time you say it, a hundo ride is born.
Mr. or Ms. Congeniality Award
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The Unflappable-Slab Award: the pedicabber who keeps calm in a crisis, always has a positive outlook, is cheerful and positive, unflappable in the face of adversity.
The Charlie Brown Award
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The one lovable yet tragic slab who always has the shitstorm dealt on him/her, can never cut a break, or had consistently the worst luck.
Bull On A Trike Prize
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The driver who causes damage without even trying that hard; the worst or most frequent or most-repercussive damages that we all feel and cringe to – with love, of course.
The Phone Is Now Broken Award
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The best, funniest or most amazing post (or thread) on "What Phone You On?" or group email.
Red Friend Award
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Boston Pedicab's favorite Boston Rickshaw driver, either currently riding for Red, or a Red-Green convert.
West Newton MVP
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Who makes the shop an awesome place to hang? Who do you love hanging at the shop with?
The Unwashed Mass Prize
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Most consistently unkempt, dirtiest, scruffiest, unwashed or disheveled slab.
Primo PediParty Prize
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This year's most epic or memorable party, post-shift hang-out, or slab gathering; either pre-planned or spontaneous.
Native Tongue Kiss Award
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Your favorite terminology or turn-of-phrase among ourvast pedicab lexicon.
The Hitting' Mud Salute
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The worst breakdown, most dramatic trike accident, or ridiculously epic cab-failure.
Thousand-Words Prize
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That one picture or video that said it all; the coolest, funniest or most epic image or clip captured this year.
The ObamaCare Prize
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The pedicabber who kept getting hurt on (or via) the job, or who you're just surprised hasn't died from all this crap.
Mr. Bike-Shorts Award
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The most attractive, handsomest, dead-sexiest pedicabber MALE on the streets this year.
Miss Dollar-Filled-Bra Prize
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The most attractive, sexiest, or wow-inducing female pedicab chick we got.
Tasty Feet Award
The SINGLE EVENT of the most mortifying, inappropriate, embarrassing, stupid or inadvertently offensive thing a slab said or did on the job, or to a passenger.
The Gate A/Hanover & Cross Comedy Hour Prize
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The single phrase or act that was totally ridiculous, weird, or over-the-top THAT RESULTED IN GETTING A RIDE.
Bizarro Honorarium
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The slab who most often and most consistently says the most bizarro, weird, indecipherable or nuts shit. Like, just al the time.
Awesome Evil Alliance
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We ride in pairs, and threes, and packs. Sometimes, playing as a team crushes it, Which partnership was the most lucrative, most enviable or coolest alliance on the streets this year?
UltraCrush Ride Award
The ride that was unbelievably epic, ridiculously lucrative or outrageously amazing. (Can be a series of related if within one shift.)
Three-Wheeled Angel Award
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The slab who boosts morale, makes you smile, and generally helps you and others stay positive on shifts.
The Don't Crimp My Ride Award
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Either the consistently horrible post (place or scenario), or the rider who met often killed posts.
Dick-On-Wheels Prize
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The most consistently law-breaking, morale-deteriorating, selfishly-motivated, or ride-snaking prick on the streets this year.
Boston's Disgrace Award
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The worst obstacle (physical or situational) we came across while riding Boston this year. The one horrible street construction, traffic flow, dangerous spot or obnoxious obstacle that made riding suck.
Most Epic (Single) Shift
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One shift. Everyone happy. Everyone rich. Everything worked out right. Pick it.
Best Slab Band or Musician
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Unlikely Swan Award
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The n00b who you thought would never make it, but who nonetheless evolved into a damn fine rider in spite of adversity.
The Batman Prize
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We all have a “real life.” Nominate the rider who's "other, non-pedicab life" is the most unexpected, unlikely or downright way cooler than their trike persona. Include what it is they do in that other life.
The Locked-In-The-Shop-With-Tibs Prize
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The funniest or most epic tale of the one slab who had too much to drink or smoke and then hijinks ensued.
The Gastro-Trike Award
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The best spot us pedicabbers go to eat on shift, or the best single meal we ate together.
The Eat-it, Wear-0it or Step-On-It Prize
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The one thing we found in the shop that was the weirdest, coolest, oddest or funniest.
The Sajkajawea Prize
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That one miserable, underpaid, grueling ride that just should not have been taken.
I Wish You Were My Real Dad Award
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Your favorite or best shift manager.
The Got-Your-Back Award
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That one generous-of-heart slab who works hard to ensure we all have a better experience. That driver who's always willing to teach, lend a hand, fix a problem or get people's back, regardless of reciprocation or thanks.
Trike Pantheon Honorary Legend PICK TWO!!
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PICK TWO NAMES!!! Two a pedicabber veterans (riders of 2 or more years) who are certified legends People who are indelible parts of pedicab lore in Boston. THERE ARE WTO WINNERS FOR THE PANTHEON PRIZE! PICK TWO!!
Slab Hero 2014
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The one person who, overall, we're just super grateful rode with us in Boston this year.
