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Vote the winners of
the 2018 BOSTON PedicabBER Awards,
a/k/a, "The Slabbies"!

The Slabbies are intended in a spirit fun; a slightly satirical way to look back on highs and lows of our past year with laughter, pride, and occasionally a bit of sarcasm.  

BE SURE TO VOTE BY JANUARY 19

A SELECTION OF Major awards announced at the BOSTON PedicabBER Formal 2018 on January 20!

Awards not announced during the formal will instead be shared in What Phone You On as well as sent via email.

VOTE HERE.

We need you to vote in every category!
If you're not sure what to vote in a category, just vote for whatever sounds the most fun to you.  

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N00b of the Year *
So much n00b. So much love.
Best Slab Nickname *
Every time you say it, a hundo ride is born.
Mr. or Ms. Congeniality Award *
The pedicabber who keeps calm in a crisis, always has a positive outlook, is cheerful and positive, and generally unflappable in the face of adversity.
The Charlie Brown Award *
The one tragic slab who always had the shit dealt on him/her, could never cut a break, or had the consecutively worst luck.
Spiceyist Meme *
What was the best meme among us pedicabbers this year? Can be online or real. Slab slang is also allowable.
Bull On A Trike Prize *
The driver who causes the worst, most frequent or most-repercussive damage without even trying that hard to do so.
Red Friend Award
ONLY VOTE FOR THIS ONE IF YOU DON'T RIDE FOR BOSTON RICKSHAW! This is for our favorite Boston Rickshaw driver of 2017.
Indie Darling *
Who is your favorite free-agent slab? Can be an indie company owner or a rider who currently drives for an Indie company, even if they also still ride Red or Green.
The Phone Is Now Broken Award *
The best, funniest or most epic WPYO post or thread, or email.
Normcore Hero Award *
The most "normal," non-weird, conservative or mainstream driver.
The Unwashed Mass Prize *
Most consistently unkempt, dirtiest, scruffiest, unwashed or disheveled slab.
Primo PediParty Prize *
This year's most epic or memorable party, post-shift hang-out, bike trip, or slab gathering; be it pre-planned or spontaneous.
The Hitting' Mud Salute *
The most epic fail of the year: can be a pedicab-related thing, event or person. Worst breakdown, most dramatic trike accident, or ridiculous cab-failure.
The ObamaCare Prize *
That pedicab driver who kept getting hurt on the job, via the job or because of the job. Or who you're just surprised hasn't died from all this crap.
Mr. Bike-Shorts Award *
The most attractive, handsomest, dead-sexiest male-identifying on the streets this year.
Miss Dollar-Filled-Bra Prize *
The most attractive, sexiest, or wow-inducing female-identifying pedicabber we got.
Bizarro Honorarium *
The slab who most often and most consistently says the most bizarro, weird, indecipherable or nuts shit. Like, just all the time.
Ultimate Alliance *
The combo of slabs that were a crush machine, a dream team, or a cool combo; the most lucrative, most enviable, or coolest alliance on the streets this year.
UltraCrush Ride Award *
The ride that was unbelievably epic, ridiculously lucrative or outrageously amazing. (Can be a series of rides, if within one shift.)
Go Home And try Again Award *
Weirdest pedicabbing outfit or garb. Nominate the weirdest, silliest, stupidest, saddest or most hilarious thing anyone wore during a shift.
Three-Wheeled Angel Award *
The slab who boosts morale, makes you smile, and generally helps you and others stay positive on shifts.
First-Up and Smoking Prize *
Who (or what) just KILLED rides or posts this year? Like, whose presence made it next to impossible to earn money out there, just by their uncanny ability to ruin ride moods, kill sales, or cause posts to drag? (Formally known as the "Don't Crimp My Ride" award)
Dick-On-Wheels Prize *
The law-breaking, morale-deteriorating, selfishly-motivated, or ride-snaking outlaw on the streets this year.
Boston's Disgrace Award *
The shittiest pedicabbing conditions we had this year. Crap like the worst construction obstacle, horrible cop situation, insane weather bone-zone, or other obnoxious atrocity that made riding suck.
Most Epic (Single) Shift *
One shift. Everyone happy. Everyone rich. Everything worked out right. Pick it.
Best Slab Band or Musician *
Unlikely Swan Award *
The n00b who you thought would never make it, but who nonetheless evolved into a damn fine rider in spite of adversity.
The Batman Prize *
We all have a “real life.” Nominate the rider who's "other, non-pedicab life" is the most unexpected, unlikely or downright way cooler than their trike persona.
"Tibbs'd It" Honorable Mention *
BEST DRUNK STORY. (Includes other altered states.) Vote the funniest or most epic tale of the one slab who had too much to drink, smoke, or boost, and what hijinks ensued.
The Sacagawea Prize *
THE SAC. That one miserable, underpaid, grueling ride that just should not have been taken.
The Pressure Release Valve Honorarium *
That one slab who takes the most shit yet always hangs tough; the pedicabber who gets dumped on a lot but is a good sport about it.
The "Got Your Back" Award *
That one generous-of-heart slab who works hard to teach, lend a hand, fix a problem or get people's back, regardless of reciprocation or thanks.
The "I Post On Your Grave" Tribute *
The slab who has not rode for the past TWO seasons or longer who we wish would just come back because things are less lame when they are around.
Trike Pantheon : Living Demigod Honorarium *
The pedicab veteran STILL CURRENTLY RIDING who qualifies as a certified legend. An indelible part of pedicab culture in Boston.
Trike Pantheon : Great Post In The Sky Honorarium *
The pedicab veteran who, while NO LONGER RIDING IN BOSTON, nonethless qualifies as a certified legend. An indelible part of pedicab lore in Boston.
Slab Hero 2017 *
The one person who, overall, we're just super grateful rides with us in Boston. One person who made Pedicab what it is in 2016.